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Originally posted by iceicebaby
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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