Well today is going to be a slow fucking day. My head programmer was headed off to the store last night at around two AM and get rolled by three natives. They stole his coat, his money and his shoes.
After he had given most of the stuff up they suckered him in the back of the head with some kind of metal toothed object, he flung his arm up in the commotion and they connected with that and broke his arm.
Another
and another
My coder has said that he will still be coding projects "I commend him for that"