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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
you lack control.
control over your own mind and hence, over your actions.
inability to control one's own mind is weakness.
you are weak.
the weak are doomed.
not unlike the lemming.
the lemming is also doomed, for he lacks control and is weak.
the lemming is a warm blooded mammal.
the duck is also a warm blooded mammal.
not unlike the lemming.
the duck however, while possibly doomed, is able to float.
you are also able to float.
not unlike the duck.
wood is also able to float.
not unlike the duck.
wood is also doomed.
not unlike the lemming.
hence,...
you are made of wood and are doomed.
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