Bad economy
They dig holes on beaches
They can't swim
They are fat
Their national soccer team always win in the last 2 minutes

They drive bigger cars then us.
They like music from Jantje Smit and FRans Bauer.
They can't read because almost every movie is "overspoken" don't know how to say it...Example, Bruce Lee is saying, how old are you, and then some german "guy" is saying in the movie " Wie alt bist du?"
Andre