Worst thing that happened to me when I was changing my son's diapers. I thought he had finished pissing. As I pulled back the top of the diaper, the little rat starts wizzin again straight up into the air and I got "owned" as we say around here.
Ahhh, memories and the most joyous part of raising kids is when you're all done with that fuckin diaper stage.
Its pretty bad too when you're holding them in your arms and they have diarriah and it drips out the sides. Yuk! That only happened once though.
If you want to understand what the word PATIENCE means have a child.