So I was in town with my girl on my way to a movie when we hear that this 17 year old girl she knows 37 year old married-with-kids boyfriend is coming. Apparently they'd just broken up and were going to have an argument so we decided to stick around and watch. He gets there and they're fighting like high school kids. Now we know he's beaten her up before and shit, so we're waiting for some real fireworks to start. Well what should happen but a police car drives into the parking lot. We flag him down and let him know how old he is and how young she is and that they've been causing a disturbance. The cop gets this "OOH I GET TO NAIL A PEDO" look on his face and goes over and starts fucking with the guy. The guy starts talking back cause he's one of those tough jersey mafia guys. At this point we went into the movies. I hope Mr. Guido doesn't come back to break our legs
