I usually tell them I'm a pornographer, but sometimes I just say that I do web design.
Seriously, I went to church for the first time last week in the town I've been living in the past year . . . a man asked me, "so are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . . teacher?" Like that was his guess, that I was a teacher.
I said, "Nooooo . . . I'm a pornographer."
He wanted to know how to join
