Sorry to disappoint those expecting torrid stories but I've had an odd day.....
I get off work and go to the corner store....... A guy looks lost and asks for directions....... I approach his car and he's jacking off. (Thought I was going to vomit)....the guy had to be older than my GrandFather and Lord only knows how many kids he's done this to.
I get home and have about 20 "penis growth" ads in my email (which is not normal and I obviously have no use for).
I'm in the "Penis Twilight Zone" today.
