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Originally posted by beemk
my firends dad was telling me in college they used to put mirrors on their shoes
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There's an old joke about the guy with the shiny patent leather shoes who's dancing with his date, a slow, close number. He looks down and then whispers into her ear, "Please...tell me you aren't wearing any underwear." She blushes and whispers back, "No."
The man lets out a sigh of relief and goes, "Thank goodness. I thought I had ripped my shoes."
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