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Originally posted by sperbonzo
Are you kidding? I still have the whole set up.....banks of screens with live satillite images and stock market feeds, a "deep blue" supercomputer with everybodies file in it, minions walking around in futueristic uniforms....I even keep a walk in closet with all of the "missing evidence" that we didn't want people to find. Of course the gold and ivory "Risk" set goes with out saying.........you'll really feel right at home.
Come to think of it...bring the kids, I filled the old minuteman three silo in the backyard with water and made a great pool!
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What??? Are you some bargain basement evil villain leader of a global secret sect???
You've forgotten the TWO MOST IMPORTANT pieces of furniture one of our ilk MUST possess!!!
1.) A high back chair with your initals or secret group insignia carved into it ( trap door controls on the arm rest optional )
2.) A globe with a knife in it with a tag on the knife that says 'Mine' or logo.
Jeez, you kids. You're ruining the evil villain business with your high tech jazz.
Gonna have to put out a CD tutorial on how to be evil one of these days.