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Originally posted by Buff
As many of you know, I used to be the Director of Operations for The Illuminati. Among other insidious and fiendish exploits, we were responsible for the recent collapse of the stock market, the war in Iraq, and your missing socks (which you think the dryer ate). Verily, I assure you, we had our hands in everything from the Madonna/Britney kiss to John Ritter's untimely demise.
But, things have changed. No longer do the Enlighted Ones support my grand schemings to the extent that they used to. For instance, I wanted to force Lucas to triple Jar Jar Binks' screentime in Episode I... shot down. I formulated the recall election in California... overruled. I planned to have Dean crush Bush in 2004 and implement socialized medicine... nixed.
So what's the point? Where's the fun in brainstorming up the greatest possible mischief and when it keeps getting voted down?
I retired this weekend.
So don't blame me.
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Well if you're outta work there's another secret global cabal called 'The Diminati'.. They're the not-so-bright cousins of the Illuminati.
They're responsible for such global mishaps as the missing nose on the Sphinx, accidently shooting Abe Lincoln when they were supposed to shoot his wife instead. Same with Kennedy. They were after Jackie.
Other such exploits include The Edsel, The Essex Hotel, Arctic Barbie with Kung Fu Grip and last but not least the ever infamous ' Let's bail this guy Hitler outta jail. Anyone who paints like that should be released. '