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Originally posted by Colin
Why did you break up J Lo and Ben?
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I told J Lo's "mystic advisor" to influence her to break it off so that we could distract the country from the imminant stock market collapse. Of course, when Ben found out at this fiance actually had a "mystic advisor" (in addition to her own personal eyebrow plucker -- a sure sign of mental illness), he broke it off first.
All is transpiring as planned.