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Buff · 09-15-2003, 12:53 PM

As many of you know, I used to be the Director of Operations for The Illuminati. Among other insidious and fiendish exploits, we were responsible for the recent collapse of the stock market, the war in Iraq, and your missing socks (which you think the dryer ate). Verily, I assure you, we had our hands in everything from the Madonna/Britney kiss to John Ritter's untimely demise.

But, things have changed. No longer do the Enlighted Ones support my grand schemings to the extent that they used to. For instance, I wanted to force Lucas to triple Jar Jar Binks' screentime in Episode I... shot down. I formulated the recall election in California... overruled. I planned to have Dean crush Bush in 2004 and implement socialized medicine... nixed.

So what's the point? Where's the fun in brainstorming up the greatest possible mischief and when it keeps getting voted down?

I retired this weekend.

So don't blame me.

09-15-2003, 12:53 PM
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	The Illuminati: My Own Experience As many of you know, I used to be the Director of Operations for The Illuminati. Among other insidious and fiendish exploits, we were responsible for the recent collapse of the stock market, the war in Iraq, and your missing socks (which you think the dryer ate). Verily, I assure you, we had our hands in everything from the Madonna/Britney kiss to John Ritter's untimely demise. But, things have changed. No longer do the Enlighted Ones support my grand schemings to the extent that they used to. For instance, I wanted to force Lucas to triple Jar Jar Binks' screentime in Episode I... shot down. I formulated the recall election in California... overruled. I planned to have Dean crush Bush in 2004 and implement socialized medicine... nixed. So what's the point? Where's the fun in brainstorming up the greatest possible mischief and when it keeps getting voted down? I retired this weekend. So don't blame me.