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Tala · 09-14-2003, 11:24 AM

This guy was sitting on his porch one day when he noticed a kid riding his bike with a bunch of chicken wire rolled up on the back. He yells to the boy, "Hey, what are you gonna do with that chicken wire?" The boy replies, "I'm gonna catch me some chickens." To which the guy replied, "Don't you know that you can't catch chickens with chicken wire?"

But sure enough, the boy comes by later with 10 chickens following in the bundle of chicken wire.

The next day, the boy is riding again, but this time, he's got a roll of duct tape stuck to his arm. The guy says, "Hey, what's with the duct tape?" The boy replies, "I'm gonna catch me some ducks with it." So the guy yells, "You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

But sure enough, the boy comes by later with 20 ducks wrapped up in duct tape.

The third day, the boy is riding along again when the guy says, "Hey, what's on the back of your bike?" The boy yelled back, "Pussywillows!" To which the guy said...

"Hold on while I get my hat!"

09-14-2003, 11:24 AM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	This guy was sitting on his porch one day when he noticed a kid riding his bike with a bunch of chicken wire rolled up on the back. He yells to the boy, "Hey, what are you gonna do with that chicken wire?" The boy replies, "I'm gonna catch me some chickens." To which the guy replied, "Don't you know that you can't catch chickens with chicken wire?" But sure enough, the boy comes by later with 10 chickens following in the bundle of chicken wire. The next day, the boy is riding again, but this time, he's got a roll of duct tape stuck to his arm. The guy says, "Hey, what's with the duct tape?" The boy replies, "I'm gonna catch me some ducks with it." So the guy yells, "You can't catch ducks with duct tape!" But sure enough, the boy comes by later with 20 ducks wrapped up in duct tape. The third day, the boy is riding along again when the guy says, "Hey, what's on the back of your bike?" The boy yelled back, "Pussywillows!" To which the guy said... "Hold on while I get my hat!" __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.