09-14-2003, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tala
Not a joke, however, sure to get a reaction.
This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift
just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten
suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to
tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and Friends
..................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion
....................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui..............................$8,500.
the look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man ..............................Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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wow! I hope somebody caught that on tape, I'd really like to see that! |
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