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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy
I'm GFY's very own sandwich man . . .
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Today I packed my fucking car full of garbage and cardboard to throw out, and for whatever reason the fucking transfer station was closed, so I was stuck with a shitload of garbage and fucking cardboard!!!!!!
Picture me, a big tall giant fat Canadian in a bass-pounding SUV, driving around to every gas station and place I could find a trash can, dumping little bits of fucking garbage in them until I found an open dumpster behind the liquor store. Lord have mercy I was able to resist going in and getting wasted, anyways, but I couldn't find anywhere to throw the cardboard so now my vehicle looks like a packrat lives in it!
Wish I could make economy dildos out of cardboard, paint them rainbow, and sell them to Rabbi Shmuley