Originally Posted by Huggles

I was backed up on Monday and when I finally had a coffee and a doobie to take a huge dump, the banana poop just came out as this one long gigantic coiler and as it was exiting, I thought, how ridiculous is this, basically human soft-serve machine running at like 1 inch every couple seconds with my abs totally relaxed and letting the weed & coffee work their tag-team magic on my bowels. And I thought, wow, I bet that poo-on-head guy on GFY would love to hear about this, like a 45-second non-stop banana shite that actually had the weirdest oaky/earthy smell like you walked into a candle shop on a magical island somewhere and the wizard behind the counter had just farted.