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Originally Posted by NALEM
Option 1: be neighborly, introduce yourself, explain the situation and see what plays out.
Option 2: turn a speaker facing the direction that she parks herself typically for those three hours, crank up the volume loud enough on your favorite music to affect her ability to have lengthy conversation.
I had neighbors that partied twice a month, weekdays well into the morning hours. They didn't respond well to option 1. So I successfully reverted to option 2.
For me it wasn't music. I found the call for prayer by Muslims, and just as those fuckers were falling asleep, I cranked up the volume and took off for several hours running errands.
Had to do it twice before they figured out that every time they party overnight, that morning they would not be resting.
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I tried some of that; they are slow learners, like a hard to train dog.
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Originally Posted by mikeet
a bottle of bourbon sounds good right now.
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It was. I just woke up and forgot to eat dinner.
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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
Why not start watching a spanish porn movie and put your speakers near the window when she comes out or sit outside on a lawn chair in your underwear with a large strap on attached
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They have a little girl so I don't want to do that; but I've cranked up a sports game before.
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Originally Posted by AmeliaG
I will never understand people who make crazy noise when they have neighbors close by. I would just never do that.
FWIW the bark boxes on Amazon can be helpful for training your neighbor's dog if they will not. The bark triggers a noise the dog does not like but which does not harm it. Dogs are smart and trainable and yappy ones do it because their owners are into yappiness.
Pretty sure the bourbon is not doctor recommended with renal failure but yolo.
Hope you get some peace and quiet.
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Interesting that they've told me my kidneys have improved though.
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Originally Posted by VikingMan
Invite me over. I will eat bowls of oatmeal with my shirt off and stare into space. She won’t be coming back outside.
The last time I had annoying neighbors my daughter made an impromptu chicken outfit for me and I proceeded to peck around my front yard while clucking. I really did this. It solved lots of problems.
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