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Old 03-29-2026, 07:44 PM  
JesseQuinn
feeding the wolves
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mechanicvirus View Post
crack is awesome
hear it's a hell of a drug


re CrackWhoreConfessions, takes me back down a memory lane walk where a dude I knew got so excited and thought he'd make so much bank with his newly purchased piece of the CWC catalogue that he made a dramatic exit (the fake nics stayed though) cuz he could retire on that

didn't turn out that way I guess :/


a poem


he thought he'd got rich, a clever man
with cash in hand and uneducated plan
then bought a vault, a dusty prize
the legacy of a man's demise

he popped the locks with eager hand
prepared to launch anew the brand
he saw the titles, read the names
'pon action discovered dreams of fortune wane
the scenes within, a sordid mess
left nothing but ugliness

he didn't care, but the market let him know
processing and promo shut slid with no where to go

performers at mercy, their eyes far away
lost in dreams long gone astray

the man who shot it, never thought to think twice
lost in it with them, and it sold; a hot vice
that man is gone, no need to disparage

t'was what it was, set down the carriage

alas though sad hopes, by lack of due dil
man bought a morass
ghosts of real people on every reel

now an owner of a toxic stock
had he one a soul-destroying rock
thought he'd got rich, and such a joke
clever plan so woefully broke

sits and stares at the baneful mess
makes AI slop to distract from his self-induced distress


(yes this is a messy poem, most of my stuff isn't single stanza format. most of my fav stuff to read breaks rules too cuz it's in the cadence. just thought this would be the best way to convey my thoughts on all that)


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Originally Posted by Huggles View Post
Someone should totally do a re-make of CWC!
totally, go for it. good luck with the cc processors

or maybe create a new niche of gas station vodka dudes jerking off to whatever the sm algos fed you last. could work
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