"I'm not married, I'm single" said this totally crazy lady wearing a big rock wedding ring who sat at my favourite bar in like 2014-2015 and was chatting with me and some other dudes...
...and my spidey-senses tingled so I left and came back to move a couple seats over to continue drinking and some other guy was flirting with her when I got back...
...and then like 10 minutes later, some random dude storms into the bar, grabs the guy talking to the woman, and starts speed bagging him in the face!
