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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn
a whole day Nikki? you're a REALLY good Jew, especially if your God won't send you to eternal hell for cheating. did not realize Judiasm has a different idea of punishment for the wicked after death. looked that up and discovered another new word in Gehenna, which sounds like the New Jersey of the afterlife
I come to gfy to learn
glad ya made it through  |
Judaism doesn’t have many set rules besides not eating pork and other “stupid” things. It’s rabbinical law, where it all depends on what a rabbi says and “explains.” What he says depends on how “well” one approaches him. If the rabbi likes tranny sex, Nik is safe and going straight to Jewish heaven. If he doesn’t, Nik can bring some donation money or pay for his kids’ education. Either way, it’s a win-win 'go to heaven' situation. Take it from an unqualified Jew with many Jewish relatives.