KMR Stitch

WTF would you do if your girlfriend got super pissed for talking to a bussines girl online or a college girl at school trying to get help with classes?.........Ok Now get this shit...This is what she had in here email BOX Her Friend "John" is like a brother to her Liess..




Dear Potential Candidate,



**By receiving this, it confirms my interest in the matters at hand**

So you are applying for the job of John?s g/f eh? LMAO. I should make you fill out an application; that would be funny. The following is a list of things I thought would help you judge your tolerance and willingness on how bad you really want things to work out between us, because I may or may not be what you are looking for in a b/f.

Before you go any further, remember this is only a test. You may begin.

1) I?m not really all that good with the whole b/f-g/f thing, so I?m going to warn you ahead of time. So you will need to cut me some slack and help me if I?m a lousy b/f. LOL.

2) I?m not always an asshole, BUT you need to be able to take everything I say with a grain or two of salt when I am being an asshole. What I?m saying is, if I ever morph into asshole mode, I don?t want you to be surprised on the way I?m acting, like as if you never knew I can be an asshole and I snuck it up on you.

3) I guess on the good side I won?t tell you what you can and can?t wear, but I have one small request, if you still wear those tight ass spandex pants you used to wear, please don?t wear them while I?m around, I really don?t like those.

4) I am not one of your rich bitch ex?s who have money to piss away, so I hope you?re not high maintenance because I?m not going to be spoiling you.

5) I don?t want to have to go over your house every time either of us wants to see the other, you could come over here once and a while.

6) You can no longer ignore me! Yea, that?s a big one, you like to do that.

7) I really don?t like using the phone that much, so I won?t be sitting on the phone with you for hours on end.

8) Don?t expect me to spend every waking moment with you. I won?t be around all the time.

9) I will have to ask you to never hit me in anger. You can yell and curse at me all you want, but don?t hit me. I?ll leave and not come back. But it?s ok if I?m making a joke at your expense and you slap me, I?ll understand. Other than that I don?t enjoy being hit. And in case you were wondering, NO, I would NOT hit you back, like I said I would just leave, and that would be it.

10) I will NOT watch Titanic with you. It?s a terrible movie.

You know if you really think about it, nothing would really change all that much, but at the same time it will be different. If you don?t have a problem with anything I?ve stated in this letter then things might work out; but if you have any doubts, you might want to rethink this decision. So if you choose to go with bizarre, the risky. Which happens to be me. LOL j/k. And you are sure about your decision, there is only one thing left for you to do and I?m not going to be helping you with it. Here is where you might have the most trouble. Once you make up your mind on if you choose me or not, you?ll need to let me know your answer. If you choose go ahead and go with me, please be aware that I will NOT make the first move, you will. This is your decision not mine. And if you are wondering, yes I know I?m not making this easy on you. That?s the whole point. It?s a test.

Pencils down. Please return your answer sheet to the appointed official in charge of this routine exam (that would be me, LOL).



Sincerely.
John



P.S. This actually started off as just a joke but the more I got into it, the more I was interested in what you thought. You?ll never believe how long it took to write this. It was hard to come up with shit to list.