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Old 02-19-2025, 03:30 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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Originally Posted by TheLegacy View Post
You sure it's an erection or very hard solid poop?
Wishful thinking...

Deffo an erection - Like I have just swallowed an entire pack of viagra in one go!
Actually didn't happen last night - First time in a week or so - I slept through...

Guess I must have needed it? But annoying and borderline painful when it happens...

I tried asking Doctor Google about it but he says
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Regular nighttime erections can actually signal that your body is in good health, A healthy man can expect to get hard three to five times per night, each one lasting between 30 and 60 minutes
Yet these are so hard its like its going to burst!

If it continues, I shall actually visit a doctor in real life I think - I cant keep missing all this sleep!
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