Last night my neighbour had this brilliant plan of ordering pizzas while I was getting hammered. I said I had no money and he was like "Oh yeah just chip in $20 that'll be enough for a couple of large pizzas delivered..."
Instead, I just bought a couple of ghetto 8% beers and guzzled it until I passed out without spending money on food.
Turns out, two large pizzas delivered was getting close to $80 after tax, tip, delivery fees! Buddy split it with the neighbour and said it arrived cold and it was shittier than pizza pops he had in the freezer. For nearly $80!!!!
2025 is going to be the year where two large pizzas, delivered, after tax, tip, and delivery... I would not be shocked if it hits $90-100 by 2026.
