Do you spit or swallow?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
Hi. Are you legal?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
You look just like my mother.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
