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Old 09-10-2003, 11:28 PM  
atasy
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 112
:mad My girlfriend is being stalked by an NFL player

My girlfriend lives in condos that a lot of NFL players live in. Well, the other day some 6'4" 295lb fuckbag sees her out by her condo. He grabs her cellphone and calls his phone so he'll have her number and programs his number into her phone with his name "Kenny".

During the course of "uhh..give me my phone back big black man" it becomes known that he plays for an NFL team (starter but not star).

So, being the rather undersized white guy that I am I hold back my feelings of rage in the hopes that it will all blow over. THE FUCKNUT CALLS AND LEAVES A MESSAGE WITH HER TONIGHT telling her to call him back.

She plays me the message over the phone ... that was about five minutes ago. What's the value of getting on ESPN b/c I killed an NFL player? Should I plug my sites when I'm on?
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