All my machines are on dial up, except for 2 of them on my "broadband" satellite which is total crap too.
I have never even seen a cable modem or DSL or any type of high speed connection

There's none available in my area and I have heard a lot of people that have that problem. If only 20% of people in the US still used dial up, AOL would nearly be out of business, considering AOL for broadband isn't available everywhere either.
http://www.bandwidthplace.com might have some statistics or input on the percentage.