So I'm at the pump, inner lane, and five big police SUVs and trucks came racing into my
face. Lights flashing, they jump out with guns drawn.
Three more police vehicles also converged behind me, completely blocking me in.
"
Get your hands up!"
They shouted that about 4 times; in case a dumb mofo couldn't figure it out.
I put my hands up of course, and just sat still in my car.
Then I noticed that all the guns were pointing at the car in the next lane.
So that's when I knew it was not me they were looking for, so I put my hands on the steering wheel.
The cops let me leave after they got the people out of the other car.
The whole thing lasted about 45 seconds before I could leave.
So that's the really good part, that I didn't have to be there for a long time.
No shots fired, no brutality, no bothering innocent people stuck in the middle.
So the police performed at a high standard.
I went home and took 3 shots of vodka.
And NO!!!!
When I left, I didn't even try to mumble
Yo mamma!
