Always one to go for the underdog, I read the other thread carefully before posting this to Grogan:
Grogan,
The couch is fine. The girls are great. You're definitely not ugly. The car you drive is very nice for your age. You're probably "wealthy" compared to others your age (I doubt if I could live on what you make - my monthly bills are over $15,000 a month). And you're 100lbs lighter than most of us.
We're all witnessing jealousy personified.
Enjoy your youth and the success you're having. We all wish we lived as well in college. My college days were filled with telemarketing and Top Ramen.
True.... true...