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  • Slick
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 7338
    #1

    Who's Ordering Their "Real Touch" ??

    I just got an email in today with a pre-launch special. I'm pretty tempted to try it, just for the hell of it, but I don't like how much they charge for minutes though.

    Pre-Launch Special Offer Of $149.95
    REALTOUCH IS FINALLY HERE, BUT ONLY WITH THIS EXCLUSIVE OFFER
    To thank you for your interest in our revolutionary new product, we are pleased to offer you an exclusive, pre-launch opportunity to purchase RealTouch for only $149.95!

    As part of this special offer, we will also include a FREE 3.5 oz bottle of water-based lube, FREE UPS shipping anywhere in the continental United States, and 60 FREE minutes from the RealTouch theater to get your RealTouch experience started. * ($60 VALUE)

    This offer is for a limited time only and will expire on October 12th, 2009. At that time, RealTouch will only be available to you at its planned launch price of $199.95. This offer is being extended to you because of your interest in promoting RealTouch as an affiliate. Although our affiliate program is not yet available, we want to offer you the opportunity to experience firsthand how RealTouch will change the way people watch adult entertainment forever. We have your email address on file and will contact you when we get closer to launching the affiliate program.

    This is an exclusive offer, intended solely for use by the recipient of this email, and is not transferrable. Please do not forward this email.

    RealTouch is not currently available online. In order to take advantage of this special offer, you must place your order and open your account by calling RealTouch Customer Service at 877-433-4146 and selecting Option 1. Our operators are available 24 hours a day to assist you. Please note that RealTouch currently ships only to the lower 48 states of the U.S.

    We invite you to re-visit RealTouch.com where you can explore the many new features of the recently enhanced site and the latest content available to you with your purchase. RealTouch is the most advanced device available and will create an experience that will allow your fantasies to become a reality.

    *RealTouch Minutes Packages are sold separately:
    200 Minutes $99.95
    100 Minutes $59.95
    60 Minutes $39.95
    30 Minutes $24.95
    15 Minutes $14.95
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    • Slick
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 7338
      #2
      Then again, looking at the 200 minute package, it is only .50 cents per minute, which is a lot cheaper than their original price packages.

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        • tranza
          ICQ: 197-556-237
          • Jun 2003
          • 57559
          #3
          Never heard of them before.
          I'm just a newbie.

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            • JFK
              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
              • Jan 2002
              • 67369
              #4
              Originally posted by tranza
              Never heard of them before.
              well, they will be everywhere

              FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
              For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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                • flashfire
                  ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 13098
                  #5
                  hmmm...I would be interested in selling it

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                    • CunningStunt
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 5594
                      #6
                      Why would punters buy that instead of a Fleshlight Vibro at less than half the price, with no subscriptions?

                      Does the extra interactivity justify the price tag?

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                        • Stephen
                          Consigliere
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 1771
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CunningStunt
                          Does the extra interactivity justify the price tag?
                          That's the pitch

                          If, as I'm led to believe, the experience (using content encoded for the device?) is so realistic and "when she sucks, it sucks" or whatever (a realtime reflection of the action and pacing), then yes, some folks will buy -- the key will be, how many of them will keep renewing their minutes, and will you be the one to get the commission on the unit sale and the minutes?

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                            • mpahlca
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 1821
                              #8
                              ok just personally it scares the shit out of me, it looks like a belt sander with elements on it that you have to spray wash, my dick likes itself way tooo much
                              I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

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                                • Si
                                  Such Fun!
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 13900
                                  #9
                                  Is the affiliate program up yet?

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                                    • katharos
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 1515
                                      #10
                                      i pissed inside of it

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                                        • Nicky
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 30071
                                          #11
                                          This one is interesting

                                          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                            • katharos
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 1515
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Si
                                              Is the affiliate program up yet?
                                              maybe you can try aebn.com

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                                                • Si
                                                  Such Fun!
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 13900
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by katharos
                                                  maybe you can try aebn.com
                                                  whatever

                                                  The product is meant to be "launched" and the website still has no checkout and there no sales tools.

                                                  Waste of time sending out that email, especially when I put my email in the "webmaster" box.

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                                                    • Slick
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 7338
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Si
                                                      whatever

                                                      The product is meant to be "launched" and the website still has no checkout and there no sales tools.

                                                      Waste of time sending out that email, especially when I put my email in the "webmaster" box.
                                                      Sorry man, but you need to learn how to read before commenting. It clearly states it as a "Pre-launch special offer".

                                                      "RealTouch is not currently available online. In order to take advantage of this special offer, you must place your order and open your account by calling RealTouch Customer Service at 877-433-4146 and selecting Option 1. Our operators are available 24 hours a day to assist you. Please note that RealTouch currently ships only to the lower 48 states of the U.S."

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                                                        • Slick
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 7338
                                                          #15
                                                          I'm actually curious enough to consider ordering one of these just to see what the hype is all about and see if it lives up to it. It is a neat idea having the device simulate what you're seeing on the screen, I just wonder how well it can do that with a couple of tracks.

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                                                            • ztik
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 5196
                                                              #16
                                                              They need to work more on the device design and less on the content

                                                              Its like their pitch is the content, not the feeling, they got it backwards..
                                                              .

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                                                                • fatfoo
                                                                  ICQ:649699063
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 27763
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Real Touch, never heard of it. Interesting.
                                                                  Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                                                    • Ambergirl
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 1269
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by tranza
                                                                      Never heard of them before.

                                                                      You've never heard of AEBN...really!?! Under a rock much? ;)

                                                                      Listen guys, I was involved in this project several months ago and RealTouch is truly f*ing AMAZING. When I first did the demo, I actually realized my power as a woman...because even with my fingers in it, it FEELS THAT REAL.

                                                                      There is no doubt, this product will revolutionize the adult net - and can you imagine the retention on this? I can, which is why I am anxiously waiting to promote it.

                                                                      Last I heard, the affiliate program is not available yet, but I'm keeping my finger on this pulse to jump on it when it is.
                                                                      Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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                                                                        • CamTraffic
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                          • 6540
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Tried it ( with my fingers) in Vegas, amazing product
                                                                          Ready to promote the shit out of it
                                                                          I am always buying traffic and white labels. Hit me up.
                                                                          Email me HERE!

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                                                                            • Ambergirl
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 1269
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                              Why would punters buy that instead of a Fleshlight Vibro at less than half the price, with no subscriptions?

                                                                              Does the extra interactivity justify the price tag?
                                                                              100% it does. And ya know what, there is no comparison because there is nothing like this product out there, period. When the chick is stroking your cock, you feel every stroke...this thing is literally programmed frame-by-frame...and when she spits on the tip of your cock, you FEEL it...and so on. It's really crazy.

                                                                              Check out their blog on it and you can see people's reactions to it - they freak when they actually feel it because it feels f*cking real (no pun intended).
                                                                              http://blog.realtouch.com/category/news/

                                                                              I'm telling you man, do yourself a favor and keep an eye out for the affiliate program too.
                                                                              Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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                                                                                • Hotrocket
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 1327
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I have to be honest and say it's neither innovative or well thought out, its been done several times before, those didn't have success and I don't see anything different about this go round other than the unit itself.
                                                                                  I think its priced too high and the per min charge will get old fast for the average user.
                                                                                  Plus its got to be pain in the ass to clean and from the looks of it I don't see it having a very long life due to the mechanics of the unit.

                                                                                  The problem is they always want to tie a product like this to pre-recorded videos..thats lame and will never satisfy a long term user.

                                                                                  For cybersex technology to be successful it has to be interactive between 2 live people, it also has to be simple to use, compact, inexpensive, offer 2 way live audio & video, dual controls and devices for both sexes.

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                                                                                    • bhutocracy
                                                                                      Not making A Comeback
                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 10218
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by CunningStunt
                                                                                      Why would punters buy that instead of a Fleshlight Vibro at less than half the price, with no subscriptions?

                                                                                      Does the extra interactivity justify the price tag?
                                                                                      Yeah, I mean, fleshlights are cool and all, but after the first couple of uses you may as well be fucking a rolled up towel with a condom lubed on the inside, hell stick a $10 vibrating egg in the far end. I wouldn't even call the big thing with this interactivity, I'd call it hands free action, the ability to close your eyes, lie back and let the machine do all the work allowing you to stay in the bubble of the fantasy, the porn is a bonus.

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                                                                                        • DamageX
                                                                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                          • 14293
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by mpahlca
                                                                                          ok just personally it scares the shit out of me, it looks like a belt sander with elements on it that you have to spray wash, my dick likes itself way tooo much
                                                                                          Wuss.
                                                                                          Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                          If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                            • Sam Ozborn
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • May 2007
                                                                                              • 73
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Slick
                                                                                              I'm actually curious enough to consider ordering one of these just to see what the hype is all about and see if it lives up to it. It is a neat idea having the device simulate what you're seeing on the screen, I just wonder how well it can do that with a couple of tracks.
                                                                                              you dont need to justify your lust for mechfuck here. go get it. lol

                                                                                              but seriously this shit aint funny. 20 bucks for 20min? motherfuckers need a cold shower. its fucking insane. you can get a real girl for the whole night for this money anywhere around 80% of the world.

                                                                                              in the time when every 2 seconds someone die from hunger this douches wanna make money from the air?

                                                                                              Originally posted by some movie feauturing ice cube
                                                                                              2 things i never pay for girls and water
                                                                                              why?
                                                                                              becouse its free
                                                                                              jerking is definetly belong to that list too

                                                                                              this shit probably oriented to wealthy perverts i dunno but the whole idea of been minutly billed for masturbation is hideous that damn thing SUCK your money off. FAST

                                                                                              honestly its make me wanna put that dick grinder back to the ass its came from since the first day i saw it and trash all their promo with black ads, maybe i will put some money this way

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                                                                                                • shimmy2
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                                                                  • 3271
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  i put my finger in that thing and its kindy spooky, but so are some of the girls i deal with too. everytime i see that booth at a show i keep saying it needs to be smaller, or embedded into a doll or something but its a pretty neat gadget. sucks they dont want to use my pov videos for their product though *wink* *wink*
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                                                                                                    • Jim_Gunn
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                      • 5702
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      The people at AEBN must have lost their collective minds to get involved with this. I saw and touched one of these things at one of the internet shows this year, and it was not unlike the previous incarnations of such a device. Who the hell is going to pay big money to put a mechanical jerk-off machine in their house and then pay exorbitant rates per minute for porn videos on top of that? Not only would I be afraid to injure my cock somehow if I stuck it in there, but what married or single guy for that matter is going to keep this thing around? The whole idea is ludicrous.

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                                                                                                        • Barefootsies
                                                                                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                          • 42635
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                                                                          The people at AEBN must have lost their collective minds to get involved with this. I saw and touched one of these things at one of the internet shows this year, and it was not unlike the previous incarnations of such a device. Who the hell is going to pay big money to put a mechanical jerk-off machine in their house and then pay exorbitant rates per minute for porn videos on top of that? Not only would I be afraid to injure my cock somehow if I stuck it in there, but what married or single guy for that matter is going to keep this thing around? The whole idea is ludicrous.
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                                                                                                            • DamageX
                                                                                                              Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                              • 14293
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                                                                              The people at AEBN must have lost their collective minds to get involved with this. I saw and touched one of these things at one of the internet shows this year, and it was not unlike the previous incarnations of such a device. Who the hell is going to pay big money to put a mechanical jerk-off machine in their house and then pay exorbitant rates per minute for porn videos on top of that? Not only would I be afraid to injure my cock somehow if I stuck it in there, but what married or single guy for that matter is going to keep this thing around? The whole idea is ludicrous.
                                                                                                              And yet we still have people buying porn, despite it being available for free in abundance.

                                                                                                              Don't underestimate the stupidity of people.
                                                                                                              Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                                              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                                                • Slick
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                  • 7338
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I think that for the experience, guys are gonna be willing to dish out the money for this. Look at cam sites, guys will sit at home and spend $2-$4 per minute to watch a girl strip for them and here it's .50-$1 to have a device rub your cock the right way Plus this device is beautiful because you can just set it on your cock and it'll do the rest, the lazy way to jerk off, ha ha.

                                                                                                                  I do think there's gonna be a lot of people that are gonna buy it and then realize how expensive it is to actually use and probably put in the closet and never use it again, but I'm sure many people will be dishing out the cash for more minutes if it does deliver on the feelings it can give.

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                                                                                                                    • Sam Ozborn
                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                      • May 2007
                                                                                                                      • 73
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Ambergirl
                                                                                                                      When I first did the demo, I actually realized my power as a woman...because even with my fingers in it, it FEELS THAT REAL.
                                                                                                                      you never put finger in your pussy?
                                                                                                                      you may want to stick another finger up your ass to realize even more power

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                                                                                                                        • Jim_Gunn
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                          • 5702
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DamageX
                                                                                                                          And yet we still have people buying porn, despite it being available for free in abundance.

                                                                                                                          Don't underestimate the stupidity of people.
                                                                                                                          People buy porn or use porn because it appears magically on a family-safe device that everyone already has in their house, like a tv or a computer. No one in their right mind is going to spend big bucks on a mechanical masturbation device that has no other purpose. Not even if they gave the content that went with it away for free. Unlike myself, a bachelor porn director who lives with a cat, the average male has other people living or spending significant time in their houses, like a wife, a girlfriend, children, other family members and/or frequent guests like friends, all of whom the potential customer would be embarrassed to have see their two hundred dollar electronic masturbation toy. The idea is a complete non-starter based on that simple psychology.

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                                                                                                                            • Sam Ozborn
                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                              • May 2007
                                                                                                                              • 73
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              also i dont think they will make a revshare for you to get that big cut so you most likely have to jerk on stats with that thing on ya dick

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                                                                                                                                • Barefootsies
                                                                                                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 42635
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                                                                                                  People buy porn or use porn because it appears magically on a family-safe device that everyone already has in their house, like a tv or a computer. No one in their right mind is going to spend big bucks on a mechanical masturbation device that has no other purpose. Not even if they gave the content that went with it away for free. Unlike myself, a bachelor porn director who lives with a cat, the average male has other people living or spending significant time in their houses, like a wife, a girlfriend, children, other family members and/or frequent guests like friends, all of whom the potential customer would be embarrassed to have see their two hundred dollar electronic masturbation toy. The idea is a complete non-starter based on that simple psychology.
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                                                                                                                                    • Ambergirl
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 1269
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sam Ozborn
                                                                                                                                      you never put finger in your pussy?
                                                                                                                                      you may want to stick another finger up your ass to realize even more power
                                                                                                                                      Brilliant. Fuck off.
                                                                                                                                      Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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                                                                                                                                        • Sam Ozborn
                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                                                                          • 73
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Ambergirl
                                                                                                                                          Brilliant. Fuck off.
                                                                                                                                          how about me not fucking off but you posting pic of your pussy so we could be sure you actualy have one, huh?

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                                                                                                                                            • galleryseek
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 8234
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              When I first heard about this in January I purchased realtouchsextoy.net, if anyone is interested in the domain let me know

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                                                                                                                                                • Si
                                                                                                                                                  Such Fun!
                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                                                  • 13900
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Slick
                                                                                                                                                  Sorry man, but you need to learn how to read before commenting. It clearly states it as a "Pre-launch special offer".

                                                                                                                                                  "RealTouch is not currently available online. In order to take advantage of this special offer, you must place your order and open your account by calling RealTouch Customer Service at 877-433-4146 and selecting Option 1. Our operators are available 24 hours a day to assist you. Please note that RealTouch currently ships only to the lower 48 states of the U.S."
                                                                                                                                                  You need to read before commenting aswell,

                                                                                                                                                  If I signed to be informed when the affiliate program and tools were live by using the webmaster box, why the fuck do I get sent an email asking if I want to buy one?

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                                                                                                                                                    • FreeHugeMovies
                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 14141
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      It hasn't been released yet guys. If you are hating on the product that's fine. I know a lot of ppl who are foaming at the mouth to pusy this baby. If you want to be first in line to push this baby icq me at 92403502

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                                                                                                                                                        • Davy
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 4323
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I'll wait until the thing is hacked and can be used on any movie.
                                                                                                                                                          ---
                                                                                                                                                          ICQ 14-76-98 <-- I don't use this at all

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                                                                                                                                                            • Jman
                                                                                                                                                              Already an AI veteran
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 22834
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              I'd rather go to the bar and pick a real one up...
                                                                                                                                                              Orkestrait NSFW AI
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                                                                                                                                                                • FreeHugeMovies
                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 14141
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  LOL Pussy this baby. I meant PUSH this baby!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • FreeHugeMovies
                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 14141
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                                                                                                                                                      I'd rather go to the bar and pick a real one up...
                                                                                                                                                                      Would you pick them up with your Michael Phelps comments?

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Kard63
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 8944
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Why is there a pre-launch at all? Don't you have to watch their proprietary 'theater' for it to work? Umm, if that isn't launched you can't use it.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Fleshlight Team
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2007
                                                                                                                                                                              • 197
                                                                                                                                                                              #44


                                                                                                                                                                              These girls recommend a Fleshlight ;)

                                                                                                                                                                              Over 2 Million Sold.
                                                                                                                                                                              FNCash - Promote Fleshlight, the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World! www.fncash.com

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Cyber Fucker
                                                                                                                                                                                  Hmm
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 12642
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I wouldn't put my dick into it, it looks like a meat grinder.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Brent 3dSexCash
                                                                                                                                                                                      Octopus Anime
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 1064
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Fleshlight Team


                                                                                                                                                                                      These girls recommend a Fleshlight ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                      Over 2 Million Sold.


                                                                                                                                                                                      Looks as if the Vstroker already works with the Fleshlight and doesnt charge per minute... Apparently launching in October..

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Iron Fist
                                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 23400
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by DamageX
                                                                                                                                                                                          And yet we still have people buying porn, despite it being available for free in abundance.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't underestimate the stupidity of people.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Yeah and closing the browser hides it beautifully.... where the fuck do you hide this contraption? In your sock drawer? In the garage?

                                                                                                                                                                                          That's the problem... I can totally see this being a total pain in the ass...

                                                                                                                                                                                          Err wait.. that might be a good hiding spot... i'll brb.
                                                                                                                                                                                          i like waffles

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Fucksakes
                                                                                                                                                                                              Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 7567
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              this one looks more interesting

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • CyberHustler
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Masterbaiter
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 28787
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Who wants to buy me one?
                                                                                                                                                                                                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • ProG
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      My penis doesn't go near any motorized or electronic parts.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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