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Originally Posted by Kittens
I was having fun with him earlier but he's so verbose and a massive drab I just got absolutely bored.
No wonder he pays for sex, any woman not being compensated would probably off herself in his presence.
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Hoe, please.
I have gorgeous, educated, professional, women offering to pay for our $400 steak and seafood dinners at the finest restaurants. But I never let her pay because that's what us chauvinistic pigs do.
You Ain't Got Nuthin on Me
I'm a shark, y'all just koi fish
(What else?) Octopus (What else?) Oysters
Chump! I got my eye on your wifey now (Yeah!)
I have her lick me up (Up!) and then wipe me down (Down!)
She told me you's a nag, you's a bug (Damn!)
She told me I'm a blast, I'm a stud (Damn!)
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Originally Posted by Kittens
Just started redoing it, but still got a ways to go.
Desk with triple 27-inch 4K displays is mine, the other is my employee's when he comes to work out of my office with me two-three times a week.

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So which fly-over state, middle of bumfuck nowhere, zero tourism ass dump, does this neckbeard dwell?
This place looks like it hasn't been renovated since the 1980s. I haven't seen carpeting since the early 2000s. Anything new is terracotta/ceramic/travertine tile, marble, stone or wooden floors.