Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I think you're on to something !

I might also try smearing black shoe polish all over my face and hang out near a ghetto supermarket. That way I'll get a free Obama Iphone, health care and a scholarship for my great grandson. (If I can convince them that my granddaughter doesn't know who his father is)

I wonder if Planned Parenthood has an affiliate program? Because if I'm going to hang out in a ghetto I might as well sell monthly subscriptions too!