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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Just steal an iphone - Its easy! Goto a coffee shop and you'll see loads of them just placed on the tables. Find one you like, then ask the owner of the phone a simple question about the coffee - Does he recommend it?
At the same time, place a newspaper briefly down on the table, ontop the phone, then remove the paper, taking the phone with you.
The question about the coffee works on a few levels. 1) you are asking for his personal advice. That makes him feel special, and puts him off guard.
2) Because its a personal question, he isn't going to look for his phone to tell you the answer (Like he might if you asked for directions)
3) As you are an 'older guy' anyway, holding a newspaper, and even placing it down, dont arouse suspicion.
For bonus points, see if you can see anyone sat there with an iPad? Same method, bigger score...
Simples...  |
I think you're on to something !
I might also try smearing black shoe polish all over my face and hang out near a ghetto supermarket. That way I'll get a free Obama Iphone, health care and a scholarship for my great grandson.
(If I can convince them that my granddaughter doesn't know who his father is)
I wonder if Planned Parenthood has an affiliate program? Because if I'm going to hang out in a ghetto I might as well sell monthly subscriptions too!