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Top 10 reasons not to do psychedelics with your goat
1. You might start thinking your goat is a powerful shaman giving you sage advice
2. You might realize your goat is smarter than you and be too intimidated to continue the conversation
3. Your previously peaceful goat could become more excitable and energetic than you can handle
4. The psychedelic visuals you experience could cause your goat to look like a giant and scare the both of you
5. Your goat might insist on driving your car while under the influence
6. Your attempts to have a trippy conversation with your goat could go over your head
7. Trying to communicate telepathically with your goat while tripping could actually work too well
8. If your goat accidentally eats too much of the psychedelic, you’ll be the one stuck cleaning up their, um, “business”
9. You might start getting suspicious that your goat is actually an alien in disguise
10. Your goat may have a better tolerance for psychedelics than you do and end up thinking you’re the one acting weird
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