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A few family guy jokes:
"Why did Peter Griffin cross the road? To get to the bar and drink away his problems.
"Why did Stewie Griffin invent the time machine? To go back in time and stop his mom from marrying his dad."
"Why did Brian the dog become a writer? Because he was tired of being a lap dog."
"Why did Lois Griffin become a housewife? Because she couldn't handle the 9-5 grind of being a housecat."
"Why did Meg Griffin become an outcast? Because she was the black sheep of the family."
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