At PiSsWeak billing we value your processing business, so for just a limited time we present this special offer to everyone at GFY!
Process with PiSsWeak Billing and NEVER get paid!!! How's that for a great offer. We take the worry out of third party processing because WE WONT PAY YOU!!!
Don't me mislead by reassuring posts from people living it up at Internext. Any suggestion we will pay you is absolutely incorrect! Our staff are uniquely trained to keep you guessing and to post wacky replies to people with serious issues to raise. But don't let them fool you, because WE WONT PAY YOU!!!
In order to further amuse you, our valuable client, we also offer a unique telephone service called "Call Center Excuses". Yes thats right, call us now on our 1-800 number and you will recieve one of our exclusive range of verbal excuses. Watch how fast we put the spin on your problem. We make everything that is our fault your fault. It's a fantastic service for all valued clients of PiSsWeak Billing.
*Names changed to protect the guilty.
