This one was almost as good as my all time favorite.. the one from a guy asking where to get the camera that shoots images of people with clothes on but shows the picture with their clothes off.
Anyway.. I had to read this one twice..
"To: <
[email protected]>
Subject: I seek a maker of quality inflated sheep ...
Hello
I seek a maker of quality inflated sheep (with wool). Can you help me?
Please reply back to this email.
Thanks

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