The truth hurts
A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his Christmas
Present (a new computer) and at the appropriate point in the process, told
him he would now need to choose and enter a password, something he would
remember and use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the
shock effect to bring his wife's attention. So, when the computer prompted
him to enter his password, he made it painfully obvious to his wife he was
keying in "p...e...n...i...s".
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
*****PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****
Oz