7-11 has the AUDACITY to complain about something???? WTF??
Fucking 7-11s are havens for terrorists trying to make ends meet and they have the GALL to bitch about a slurpee???
Anyone ever see the owners of 7-11??? I haven't!!! We've seen the owners of all the other stores with their homespun aprons and 'everyone's dad' smiles, but no-one-ever-saw-the-owners-of-7-11....
Are they actually human? Do they actually exist within our continuum?
I-think-not..
Everyday evidence is growing that 7-11s are actually alien base stations bent on global domination. By the hour, by the minute, those slurpee machines churn out gallon after gallon of mind bending chemicals ingeniously hidden under the guise of tasty frosty cold fun.
Mark-my-words one day if we don't watch ourselves there'll be 7-11s EVERYWHERE! Foreigners will operate them and confuse their customers by not carrying their vowels. Immigrants will clog lines playing 'scratch off' games and turning 7-11s into 'mini-vegas-gambling' establishments.
What's worse. 7-11s if allowed to grow unchecked may one day, DARE I SAY IT? One day 7-11s may do the unthinkable and be owned and operated BY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPEAK NOR READ ENGLISH causing us to have to use our latent telepathic abilities which will cause us to evolve into giant big head creatures who's heads look like asses like in that 'Star Trek' episode.