Once upon a time, there was 3 lil gfyers...
Lets get this straight once and for all. I do have the head of my penis. No my girl or girls did NOT cut it off. Yes I have had the nick since 98. Yes I do have a brain. Yes my real head is intact.
I got the nickname headless because it is short for "The Headless Horsemen". The reason I wanted to use "The Headless Horsemen" is because my birthday is on Halloween.
Now the real motherfucking question is.......
WTF are all of you bastards getting me for my birthday? You got a month to plan it!
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