Originally Posted by Tube Ace

About 7-8 years ago, I was in a gay club in New Orleans where most of the patrons were standing around watching various music videos from the likes of Cher, Britney Spears, Madonna etc..

My situational awareness senses told me to look behind me and this skinny black guy was standing behind me while he slowly stroked his huge cock. Unfortunately, I made eye contact with him and this seemed to excite him as he began to lick his lips. I froze for a second out of pure shock, then I immediately walked off to the other side of the room I would assume looking like I had just seen a ghost.

The bartender must have seen this and he came from behind the bar, walked up to the guy and must have asked the guy to leave. Was it racism? I don't know. I try not to think about it.

Unfortunately, again, this was not the last time I saw a dick completely unexpectedly. Apparently, in Mexico it is socially acceptable for guys to take a piss anywhere outside, so when I was talking out the trash one day a few years ago, I turned the corner and this Mexican guy was taking a wiz on the sidewalk by my house. Different cultures, I guess.

I can't believe I just typed that out. Oh well...

I'm not racist, I just don't want to see any dicks unless I'm mentally prepared for it.