Originally Posted by ZTT

Dumb fucks try to provoke these guards all the time, standing too close, in their way or marching side by side, and always thinking they're the first dumb fuck to come up with such a dumb fuck idea.

OTOH, although they're real soldiers doing a real job, since they're dressed like something from Walt Disney, acting out absurd rituals from centuries ago, it's understandable some people don't take them seriously.