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Fuck it im posting the log!
ParentAIM = replicant
sneezing = me
ParentAIM: you wanna hear a bedtime story
sneezing: does it involve goats
ParentAIM: no, but damn close
ParentAIM: I went out last night to visit a friend in college
ParentAIM: opening night party, pretty decent size - lots of booze
ParentAIM: grain alcohol and beer all night
ParentAIM: flash forward to about 3am
ParentAIM: we take a walk to this kids girlfriend's place so he can go fuck her and I can hookup with someone aswell
sneezing: lol]
ParentAIM: I was hitting on this cute blonde but she kind of gave me the look like "who is this drunk fucking asshole"
ParentAIM: I was destroyed
ParentAIM: so I end up hooking up with this other girl, who I knew wasnt as pretty but I didnt care
ParentAIM: I thought, "ah fuck it, her pussy is probably just as warm"
sneezing: hahah
ParentAIM: flash forward to 5 AM
ParentAIM: I'm starting to sober up a little bit
ParentAIM: we're fucking around in the dark though so its all good
ParentAIM: shes sucking my dick and I'm in love with this girl's mouth
ParentAIM: I put the condom on and mount the bitch and realize something
ParentAIM: I'm fucking a fat hogg beast of a woman
sneezing: AHAAHAHAHA YESSSSS!
ParentAIM: she's like 100lbs overweight and she's ugly, like real ugly
ParentAIM: so I get one good look at her
sneezing: ahahahahahahahahahah
ParentAIM: hop off the bitch, grab my clothes and fucking sprint - A DEAD SPRINT out their door
sneezing: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
ParentAIM: clothing half off, condom still on IM FUCKING RUNNING
ParentAIM: I run three blocks hop right in my car still drunk and speed away
ParentAIM: I hit the ground running bro
sneezing: too fucking funny
ParentAIM: that's never happened to me before
sneezing: thats never happnd to me
sneezing: you unlucky fuck
sneezing: oh well it was just a bj
sneezing: i gotta post this on gfy now
ParentAIM: I have low standards, so she must have been fucking hideous for me to run away
ParentAIM: I don't recall though
ParentAIM: thank christ
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