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BaldBastard · 02-16-2020, 10:54 PM

I went out for dinner last night with a group of friends

Food arrives and I start to dig in, then the shouts came.. stop stop someone reaches over takes the garnish of mint I'd tossed aside and replaces it on my meal, then 3 people stand over me photographing my dish, then I'm allowed to eat it.. so I thought, but nah then I get elbowed every 30 seconds.. look look, 5 people have liked that, now 10 and look 15 people!!! Like I'm supposed to be impressed by it.

And that was the appetiser, same process is repeated for the main course and every drink served. Dessert arrives.. I just got up and walked off to the bar.

And now for the punchline... this is with a bunch of 50 year olds..

02-16-2020, 10:54 PM
BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 15,962	I went out for dinner last night with a group of friends Food arrives and I start to dig in, then the shouts came.. stop stop someone reaches over takes the garnish of mint I'd tossed aside and replaces it on my meal, then 3 people stand over me photographing my dish, then I'm allowed to eat it.. so I thought, but nah then I get elbowed every 30 seconds.. look look, 5 people have liked that, now 10 and look 15 people!!! Like I'm supposed to be impressed by it. And that was the appetiser, same process is repeated for the main course and every drink served. Dessert arrives.. I just got up and walked off to the bar. And now for the punchline... this is with a bunch of 50 year olds..