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Originally posted by Deepundercover
I was 15 years old and in love for the first time. I was swimming in the pool with my girlfriend. This little black boy was swimming underwater near us. I frolicked in delirious happiness with Rainy. Then the black boy surfaced and asked me loudly, "Why is your penis sticking up like a lance?"
My girlfriend squealed and swam away. I dunked the kid hard.
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try not HAVING a girlfriend-it's worse than your story