Originally Posted by Den BongaCash

People are stealing everything today.
I heard a real story about a trucker who made an emergency stop to go number two.
Since no bathroom was in plain sight he took a dump in a bag and hanged it on the truck to throw away after. For some reason, he was distracted with smth and at that point, he saw a dude just running towards his truck, grabbing the bag and running away with it.
Would've wanted to see the reaction on his face when he opened the bag to find a big stinky surprise instead of something valuable.