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“Where’s Mah Fookin’ Kid”
Spent nearly nine hours in the ER today and it was pretty quiet. Right as the ambulance guys came in to take me home, this woman starts screaming “where’s mah fookin’ kid?” with a slight Jamaican accent. Screaming over and over “I’m not fookin’ drunk!” and asking for her kid.
Ten minutes of yelling and she takes a breath. Male voice calmly says, “yer fuckin’ kid left to get away from his fuckin’ drunk mom.”
Silence, then all you heard was laughing and giggling. I couldn’t stop laughing myself because he said it so calmly.
The guy was just a patient having a heart attack but instead of getting upset, he was calm, cool and funny.
The meds they gave the loudmouth put her to sleep fast so no noise as I left. The EMT driver did crank Pantera and Nickelback without being asked and that was fun.
Third ER visit in three weeks. I’m a regular now!
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