dude you are there to fuck...one is offering you the long way to fuck and the other is offering you fuck direct...how is that even a choice?...you are going to loose wood listening to that dumb ass coworkers dumb ass bullshit until she gives you access to her genitals...on the other hand, you slip the ho' a fresh bill and point to your penis...
love yourself, treat yourself to a ho every now and then
