HairyChick

Tell your friend to go to Sears ... oh wait ... Walmart... errr no .... Kmart ...uh no ... Get used to being at home while shopping. No fighting over parking spots, no shlepping bags, no rude group of teens laughing at your (insert name here) and no getting dressed.

Your friend could get out of the house and park at a store, grab their phone and go to Amazon.

Your friend needs therapy 🤪

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