Originally Posted by Tasty1

everybody knows you put it in further with q tips.. I went to a concert with such loud noise i thought i lost hearing in 1 ear, also my balance was bad. Than i went to the doctor and he said he must clean my ears (not oiling them for weeks first). I think the volume make the ear wax loose. He put in the water and a piece of shit came out, unbelievable. It wasn't shit but it had the colour and size of a small turd. I said to my mother i thought she become deaf cause i noticed she couldn't hear me well. Also had to clean out her ears.

I am still wondering if a new turd is growing in my ears and when i should check it again. Currently sober must like it, more relieving than just take a shit.